„O Deep Thought computer,“ he said, „the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us….“ he paused, „The Answer.“

„The Answer?“ said Deep Thought. „The Answer to what?“

„Life!“ urged Fook.
„The Universe!“ said Lunkwill.
„Everything!“ they said in chorus.

Deep Thought paused for a moment’s reflection.
„Tricky,“ he said finally.
„But can you do it?“

Again, a significant pause.
„Yes,“ said Deep Thought, „I can do it.“
„There is an answer?“ said Fook with breathless excitement.
„Yes,“ said Deep Thought. „Life, the Universe, and Everything. There is an answer. But, I’ll have to think about it.“

Fook glanced impatiently at his watch.
“How long?” he said.
“Seven and a half million years,” said Deep Thought.
Lunkwill and Fook blinked at each other.
“Seven and a half million years…!” they cried in chorus.
“Yes,” declaimed Deep Thought, “I said I’d have to think about it, didn’t I?“

[Seven and a half million years later…. Fook and Lunkwill are long gone, but their descendents continue what they started]

„We are the ones who will hear,“ said Phouchg, „the answer to the great question of Life….!“
„The Universe…!“ said Loonquawl.
„And Everything…!“

„Shhh,“ said Loonquawl with a slight gesture. „I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!“

There was a moment’s expectant pause while panels slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the communication channel.

„Good Morning,“ said Deep Thought at last.
„Er..good morning, O Deep Thought“ said Loonquawl nervously, „do you have…er, that is…“

„An Answer for you?“ interrupted Deep Thought majestically. „Yes, I have.“

The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.
„There really is one?“ breathed Phouchg.
„There really is one,“ confirmed Deep Thought.
„To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and everything?“

Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children.

„And you’re ready to give it to us?“ urged Loonsuawl.
„I am.“
„Now,“ said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
„Though I don’t think,“ added Deep Thought. „that you’re going to like it.“
„Doesn’t matter!“ said Phouchg. „We must know it! Now!“
„Now?“ inquired Deep Thought.
„Yes! Now…“
„All right,“ said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
„You’re really not going to like it,“ observed Deep Thought.
„Tell us!“
„All right,“ said Deep Thought. „The Answer to the Great Question…“
„Of Life, the Universe and Everything…“ said Deep Thought.
„Is…“ said Deep Thought, and paused.
„Forty-two,“ said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Douglas Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, screenwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist.

Adams was author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, which originated in 1978 as a BBC radio comedy before developing into a „trilogy“ of five books that sold more than 15 million copies in his lifetime and generated a television series, several stage plays, comics, a video game, and in 2005 a feature film.

Adams‘s contribution to UK radio is commemorated in The Radio Academy’s Hall of Fame.

Adams also wrote Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (1987) and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988), and co-wrote The Meaning of Liff (1983), The Deeper Meaning of Liff (1990), Last Chance to See (1990), and three stories for the television series Doctor Who; he also served as script editor for the show’s seventeenth season in 1979.

He also co-wrote the Monty Python sketch “Patient Abuse” which appeared in the final episode of Monty Python‘s Flying Circus.

A posthumous collection of selected works of his, including the first publication of his final, unfinished, novel, was published as The Salmon of Doubt in 2002.